Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there\’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I\’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I\’ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn\’t you?
Vincent and the Doctor
*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I\’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
- You\’ve swallowed a planet!
- The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don\’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don\’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
- The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don\’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don\’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
- No… It\’s a thing; it\’s like a plan, but with more greatness.
Army of Ghosts
I\’m nobody\’s taxi service; I\’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No, I\’ll fix it. I\’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I\’m the Doctor. Don\’t call me the Rotmeister. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! It\’s art! A statement on modern society, \’Oh Ain\’t Modern Society Awful?\’! I\’m the Doctor, I\’m worse than everyone\’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I\’m introducing myself. You know when grown-ups tell you \’everything\’s going to be fine\’ and you think they\’re probably lying to make you feel better?
Planet of the Dead
*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I\’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there\’s an escaped fish. No, I\’ll fix it. I\’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I\’m the Doctor. Don\’t call me the Rotmeister. You\’ve swallowed a planet! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don\’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don\’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I\’m nobody\’s taxi service; I\’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
- You\’ve swallowed a planet!
- No… It\’s a thing; it\’s like a plan, but with more greatness.
- It\’s art! A statement on modern society, \’Oh Ain\’t Modern Society Awful?\’!
The Long Game
No… It\’s a thing; it\’s like a plan, but with more greatness. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You\’ve swallowed a planet! You know when grown-ups tell you \’everything\’s going to be fine\’ and you think they\’re probably lying to make you feel better? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I\’ve always known him: Jeff. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
Midnight
Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! It\’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
